GRANITEFINGER
2025 · 9m · United Kingdom
Directed by Catriona Phillips, Rachel Verna Shepherd, Sean McGavin, David J Cherry
Genres: crime, dark comedy, thriller
Tones: darkly comic, tense
A confident but unpunctual spy must make things right with a crime boss before it's too late.
Picked by Zoe
The scouts
A spy-crime-boss comedy that checks every predictable box—late operative, angry kingpin, reconciliation stakes—and somehow everyone involved seems to know it, which is the only interesting thing about it.
Four directors collaborating on genre material risks diffusion, but there's a formal control here in how the tonal shifts between tension and dark comedy are threaded together with deliberate editing precision.
The pivot from spy-thriller mechanics to character comedy hinges entirely on a single choice—how the protagonist's unpunctuality is treated not as a flaw but as a structural principle that rewires every beat—and that decision is what carries nine minutes that could've been forgettable.