I WON'T DRINK BLOOD
2026 · 2m
Directed by Enzo Chicheportich, Sacha Malard
Genres: drama, horror, surrealism
Tones: dark, melancholic, surreal
Nicole recounts a countdown love story with an aseptic lover, tinted by emotional transference and grotesque illusions.
Picked by Felix
The scouts
A two-minute countdown that treats vampire romance like a clinical case study—grotesque, tender, and absolutely indifferent to whether you're comfortable with any of it. This is the kind of premise that makes you lean back and ask "wait, they actually went there?" and then can't stop thinking about it.
The surrealist grammar here is precise and earned, situating itself deliberately in a lineage of body horror and melancholic abstraction; the aseptic framing of desire through emotional transference speaks to a considered formal strategy rather than aesthetic indulgence.
Two minutes of restraint that hinges entirely on the performance of emotional distance—the way Nicole recounts love to something inhuman without flinching—and that tonal tightrope is where the whole film lives or dies, and it lives.